‘Twas the day before Christmas and a certain reporter
Was thinking she may have drunk more than she oughter
Her jeans were hung by the chimney with care –
She had no idea how they came to be there.
In her head, there arose such a clatter
But she knew full well just what was the matter…
She spoke not a word but wrote up this post
Looking forward to Sunday’s traditional roast.
And laying her finger aside of her nose
And downing her porridge, from her seat she arose,
And you’ll hear her exclaim, ere she finishes this,
Merry Christmas to all – but just don’t get too… drunk 🙂
Have a very merry Christmas xx
Eating like a horse 
Love all your posts- genius!
Hope you enjoyed the pimms 🙂 And have a happy Christmas.
Thank you! The Pimm’s went down a treat – and it was a lovely Christmas too 🙂
Hahaha love this.
Merry Christmas, darling!
Thank you – hope you had a lovely one too!
Hhahaa love this… have a wonderful holiday weekend!
Thank you! It all went a bit quickly, but all good. Hope you had a great one too 🙂
This was wonderful – definitely beats the original/traditional version of the poem 😀
Have a lovely xmas and, if you don’t post again before then, a happy New Year!
xxx
Hee hee, thank you! Hope you had a great one 🙂
hahaha, love this!! Have a very merry Christmas!
Thank you, hope yours was great too!
Love it 😀 You are far too clever m’dear. I may have had one more rum and (soy) nog than I should have myself. But it IS the holidays after all, right??
Have a very Merry Christmas!
Exactly – it would be rude not to indulge, and your rum/soy combination sounds great! Hope you had a lovely one too 🙂
Love it! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, Eleanor!! And hope your head doesn’t hurt too much! 😉
Had a lovely one thank you, hope you did too. And no, the alcohol was in moderation after that – can’t say the same about the food though!
Merry Christmas! I am so blessed tp have you as a friend.
You’re a poet and you totally did know it! Bad pun? Sorry. 😉
Thank you so much 🙂
And brilliant, a girl after my own heart!
Hope you had a very nice Christmas!! 🙂 xx
It was lovely, thank you… hope you had a brilliant one too 🙂
“oughter” hahahahah I keep picturing a drunk OTTER! 😉
Haha, that would have been even more entertaining…!
I ADORE this post! Happy Holidays 🙂
Thank you! All over now but all good 🙂
Haha, cute! I’m laughing at ‘drunk more than she oughter’ part- that was totally me on Christmas Eve!
Hee hee, definitely true but it is Christmas!
hehee!!! love this! I had way too much wine on xmas day!! it just happened and i paid for it!
I love that – “it just happened” – that was definitely the case for me too 🙂
Hope you had a lovely one though!